Me, coffee person:
can I take ur order?
Any customer over the age of 55:
I jUSt want a SIMPle cup of coffee.
Me, again:
ok what size do you w-
Grandpa again:
LOOK! All I wANT is a rEGular. CUP. Of NORmAl. RUN-of-the-MILL. HOT. COFFEE. MOTHer of CHRIST with this UNAmerican VENTI-frapa-WHOO-HAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!